In typical puella style, I decide to start a new blog in the midst of my NCTJ preliminary exams. I should be banging out 300 worders about pickpockets, old lady bashers and cat poisonings in preparation for the next round but instead I have been shopping for skinny jeans and soup, watching Doctors and picking out this rather attractive grass-topped design for my ramblings.

Let’s see how long I stick this one out.