Today I drove to uni. I only had to be there for two hours and then home, so for once it was worth the parking fee to avoid hours of smelliness and discomfort on the stupid pink bus (but that’s another story).

So I came back to the car park, paid my £2.50, and walked to the lift thinking to myself “Bugger me, that was cheap. Hurrah.” And just as the thought passed behind my eyes my car park token slipped from my grasp and I watched in horrendous slow motion as it rolled away… and straight down the lift shaft.

I had to pay a penalty fee to get out.

Fuckers.